So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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