How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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