girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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