They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Drunk is not a location!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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