I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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