I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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