I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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