New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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