Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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