Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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