Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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