How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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