Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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