Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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