Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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