Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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