So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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