I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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