does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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