i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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