Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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