So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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