Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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