all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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