What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Less talking, more tequila
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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