You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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