I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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