It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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