it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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