idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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