so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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