Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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