guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
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You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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its like you know when i get waxed
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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