Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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