Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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