I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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