brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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