I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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