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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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