Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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