1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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