She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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