I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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