You surviving the open bar?
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I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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