why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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