WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I got inside last night via doggy door
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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