Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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