I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i came on her dog
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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