I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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