In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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